drop waist dress mini Lovestitch Minidress in Light Mocha at Nordstrom Rack, Size Medium Womens Rue Pleated Drop Waist Mini Dress in Cream Size XL Flapper Drop Waist Mini Dress

The elegant wide-set shoulder straps blend into a sexy plunging V-neckline, while the form-fitting bodice and tapered waist lead to a soft A-line skirt

They might be sporting some hipster-chic hats now, too

The dress (about $40) is from a brand called Lush, and, um, I found it on the Nordstrom website in the Juniors Department Yes, I have no shame when it comes to wearing clothing made for teenagers, but shopping for those clothes actually inside a store beside girls born after I graduated from college kindasorta freaks me out

Onion Youll need one medium-diced onion

At MercyRobes.com we carry this beautifully designed collar shirt in Dark Grey in long-sleeved styles