One night at an open mic, I started my set with, I need you to do me a favor and ignore all physical cues and believe me when I say I am an adult female and not a 12-year-old boy. A drunk comic yelled, You're not a 12-year-old boy, you're a big fat ugly dyke, and I responded, You're just sad I'm not a 12-year-old boy
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We dont need to be sustainable, we need to be regenerative. Baskauskas and his wife, Christy Peterson, the designer of Christy Dawn, spent years prioritizing sustainability
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