dressed to the 90s lip liner Ever since Sephora discontinued my all time favorite - The History of the Dark

NOT PERMITTED: Facial piercings Sandals, athletic or canvas shoes Oversized sweaters Shorts, cargos, or capris Hats Sweatshirts or hoodies Tattoos must be covered WARM WEATHER UNIFORM: During the months of August, September, May, and June, high school students may wear colored polos

The dress is very good friends with leather jackets, red lipstick, Birkenstocks, Veja trainers, totes and cross-body shoulder bags

If there is an odd number, to save on one unsightly diagonal behind the facings, you should loop the lace back behind on the penultimate eyelet and wrap around itself before threading through the top eyelet

They tend to cause chaos, distract from faces, and create overly busy images

Nobody's there to judge you except maybe the seams of your dress that might be about to burst open