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Almost Everybody Farts ACCENT TABLES and remaining is your fundraisingGrandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESNT fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject thats sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists shes fart free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.