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If you are a nostalgic collector who grew up with French cards, the answer is obvious: buy the editions of your childhood

Mirror Entity and Maskwood Nexus If you don't want to bother with naming specific Creature types, or if there's motivation to grant your Creatures all types, there are a couple Changeling-related options

You have a very low land count, so statistically it might help you dig through stuff like lands that you can't cast (or Simian Spirit Guide or a counter that you want in hand can be drawn)

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