However, I decided to take things a step further, and figure out what deck should I have played, hypothetically, if I knew exactly what my opponents would play. The deck I came up with was
Otter is a Common, Token Creature - Otter card from the Magic The Gathering set Bloomburrow Tokens (MTGSC-TBLB-0025)
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.) Illustrated by John Di Giovanni Standard Not Legal Alchemy Not Legal Pioneer Not Legal Historic Not Legal Modern Not Legal Brawl Not Legal Legacy Legal Comp
Of course, there is a lot more to learn about the game, like basic terms and definitions of certain abilities, but most of those are easy to pick up as you play your first game
Ranked #6 in the set, trading at roughly 5% of the top card's price