In a comment, Giancola states: The art is stolen. He also accompanied it with an image extrapolating on this, which reads: Hey Fay Dalton, do you mind not stealing my work on highly paid, public commercial commissions in the genre which I make my living and hold my reputation dear
At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, conjure a card named Stonybrook Schoolmaster onto the battlefield tapped
Along with providing +1/+1 counters to all of your other vampiric guests, Edgar also refuses to leave the party
His 6 mana cost means people will have probably played most of the lands out of their opening hands before this hits the table, so you can't rely on it triggering, but it's still absurd
They can't choose to rush toward their doom